Sunday, January 2, 2011

Bienvenidos.

This blog exists out of a promise to my college-bound sister and a lingering delusion that people care. She's starting the blogging experiment in 2011 and convinced me to follow in her footsteps by playing the college-bound nostalgia card. I haven't had a blog since sixth grade. When I asked her who would read my blog, she could come up with four people. That's my biggest audience ever!

A few things about myself:

-I have a weakness for puns, as evidenced by the title of this blog.
-Because I am young and ignorant, I have a lot of failures. This blog will be a record of my screw-ups (and maybe a few triumphs, too?).
-Because I do debate, I am culturally conditioned to think I'm smarter than you. Please correct my viewpoint frequently.
-Despite my heavy use of irony, I am un-ironically enthusiastic about geography, bad young adult fiction, math, and etymology. You may hear about each of those in turn.
-I also write stuff. On a particularly off-day, I might poison you with my personal desecrations of the English language.

On this blog, I am probably going to be very frank about my impending move to Louisiana. If you're a member of my family or my ward, no big deal. If I meet you in Louisiana, I apologize in advance for any and all tactless comments about your state. If you go to my school, SURPRISE!

I hope beyond hope you find something more interesting to read than the preliminary post of a new blog. Adieu.

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